Birdy hypocrisy…
Today I was on my way home early from work and on the way to my house I found this little frenzy of birds!
I’m usually not so intrigued by such things, but when I saw them all fighting over a few pieces of bread… I thought it would actually make some great life in motion photographs.
And just for your information, the below birds are probably some of the most common in New Zealand. The large ones are called Minors, they’re originally from India … and they’re nasty too! The smaller ones are called Sparrows and you’ll see some silver eyes too, hehe. Those large birds are honestly just nasty! They’re evil thieves! When ever you go somewhere and the little birds are trying to eat the scraps thrown on the ground in places, those “things” come flying down like an army of men!
See what I mean? Those larger birds are so selfish! It sounds so lame to debate over what species of bird is more selfish, but really, it’s those big ones meh!
See how those little ones huddle away in a corner to try and protect the food they have? Yah, they have to. Always, otherwise those stronger birds will come over and yank it away like dentists pulling out teeth!
Maybe I am too observant or something.. But if you think about it, it’s much like a human society.
The big and powerful taking from the little so they have nothing.
“Survival of the strongest” I guess.
(Those little green birds are one of my favorite species because they’re colorful compared to most of the common birds in my area.) - Not that I’m a bird watcher or anything.
See those big birds again?
Just look at the expressions on their beaks! They’re hunting for more little birds to poke at!
(Look, those silver eyes again)
This was the funny bit because, all of those birds were running around like they were the boss or something, and then someone like me comes past and they all run away!
It’s funny because, no matter how big something is and how powerful it is, there will always be something even bigger and more powerful.
Like me, I’m really powerful. And handsome. Just kidding.
Anyway, look at those smaller birds! I was really surprised that they didn’t move.
Poor things looked anorexic like those big Minors had been thrashing them for months. Those little birds didn’t move an inch, even though I was like less than half a meter from them!
But even they have their own little mini “I’m better than you” and “Stronger than you” society!
Look…
Look!!! What a little tyrant!!!
And I felt sorry for them? What a joke! Look at that hypocrisy!!!
They walk around like everyone picks on them and then they do it them selves. ugh.
Ha ha… This is so funny, how you can see how bird society works, just from a few flicks of a camera!
Anyway, that’s enough bird stalking for one day!
Have a look at what I did when I got home… Don’t tell me? You already guessed huh?
It starts with a “C”… And ends with an “E”
Guess can?
COFFEE!!!
Ha ha. That’s right, coffee.
I got home and turned on the machine straight away!
(Every time I go and push that button it feels good)
~ First sign of addiction.
And then after my machine has heated up, it does something even better…
It pumps out coffee! Ha ha… see that above? Looks good huh?
All that delicious fluffy coffee aroma pouring out so I can get my hands on it.
Looks like there is milk in it already ah? Well it isn’t, it’s just because I have a good quality machine that pumps it out in a way like no other.
(Do I sound convincing or what?)
(I call this the cloud technique! Can you see why?)
Yah, see, that’s what I call the cloud technique… I make it like that specially because it looks like clouds.
I think I should teach you guys how to make coffee the way I do, it would change your lives forever.
(Even more convincing?) hehe.
Anyway, that was the last end of the coffee drill, where I get to enjoy it is my little secret, however, I do go and sit in a custom made couch we bought from Italy while I drink it so I can savor all the tastes, so pathetically addicted aren’t I just?
Anyway, I have to get back to work, lunch is over.
Only one more day until the weekend!!!
Ciao~
